en·gi·neer (ěn’jə-nîr’)
n. a lowly paid individual who is trained and skilled in the meticulous design, construction and operation of man made objects either tangible or non-tangible for, but not necessarily the betterment of mankind; usually seen tinkering with objects and rendering them useless or non-operational afterwards
block (blɒk)
n. a solid piece of substance which annoyingly gets in the way of everything which is not limited to objects but used to illustrate humans as well i.e. blockhead
en·gi·neer’s block (ěn’jə-nîr’s blɒk)
n. commonly known in the engineering world as a condition where the engineer is unable to perform his/her duties unless given increment, incentives and alcohol; symptoms include the inability to operate CAD, twitter-ing like a twit, facebook-ing all day and fiddling with blog settings.
