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A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from
the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son,
”I’m sorry to say this son but I have to. The
girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don’t tell your  mother.”

The young man again brought three more names to his
father but ended up frustrated because the response was
still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.
”Mom I want to get married but all the girls that
I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell you.”

His mother smiling said to him,
”Don’t worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls.  You’re not his son.

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